"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"
One time, the Queen of England decided to knight a loyal member of her country who happened to be Jewish.
This man knew that knights were supposed to say something in Latin as the Queen knighted them, but didn’t remember the line, so he quickly said “ma nishtana halaila hazeh micol haleilot”
This, of course, confused the Queen, who turned to her advisor and asked “Why is this knight different from all other knights?”
*looks through your selfies*
*DJs at a high school prom*
*only plays gangnam style*
*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*